Sunday, March 8, 2009

How to Make A Psychologically Disturbing Cake (New and Updated!)

*First find opportunity. For example- little brother's blue and gold scout dinner where they all have to make a cake. Perfect. Frost cake with a nice pasta color.


* Then make unbaked cookies and roll them into balls. Lick fingers.

*Noodlize your cake with same color frosting, mix cookies, or "meatballs" with strawberry jelly and plop onto cake while singing a Sinatra song in Italian. Sweet spaghetti. (WARNING: Will probably have leftovers as people will be psychologically inept to even touch it).

Sunday, March 1, 2009