Faithful readers

This is to inform you that you will be involved in an important event in my life. It's called helping me compose a book for my typography class. I've decided to publish my advice column, as I feel it will be an important contribution to society. You're job is to tell me from my past advice posts which ones I should include, which ones I shouldn't and if I should enhance any of them. Also if you have ideas for other advice posts, that would be good too. Thank you, my gracious few in number readers.

Deer in Lights

Where in the world have I been? Obviously not on my blog. To say goodbye to November I've included a picture that may describe how I'm feeling about the holidays right about now. Other people say it has something to do with rednecks. Take your pick. Whatever you do, look closely at the picture. Embrace the symbolism. Happy holidays, everyone.

Bubbles and Boyfriends

Dear ElissaGator,
I have a problem. I've think I like one of my FHE brothers. We've been on a couple of dates and we hang out all the time. I'm not to the point where I'm in love him though. The problem is his parents invited me to Thanksgiving. I'm not going to my home for Thanksgiving, but I did have plans to stay with relatives near by. Should I say yes and go with him and potentially seal my fate with cranberry sauce? Or should I say no and potentially seal my single fate? 
Clueless Cara

Less than a clue,
Of course you have a problem. Or you wouldn't be writing into me. I decided to answer your question because I'm waiting for my laundry to be done, and we all know how annoying that can be. You really can't do much because you have to be on beckon call for when it's done, lest someone should take care of your laundry for you. Then you have no option but to punish the perpetrator.

My favorite way of laundry revenge is to pour a whole bottle of bubbles in their washer. Who said bubbles were only for happy people prancing in the park? The best part is watching them try to explain to the laudromat owners why the place looks like a gathering for a foam rave.  But enough about my sud life. The answer is... Opps- laundry's done. Thanks for writing in though. Hope it all works out! (And if you do get a cranberry sauce stain, I'd look up the proper way to get it out. Stains are almost as annoying as waiting for laundry to get done). You're welcome.

Total Eclipse of my Laugh

Once upon a time people were trying to think of a great music video for this 80's ( I assume) song. It seems like nobody's ideas were left out. This is the real music video for Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart," but the lyrics have been changed. I will not say that I believe this to be one of the strangest music videos I have ever seen. I'll leave that conclusion to you. Make sure you watch in full screen so that you can really feel the emotion of this video. I promise this is better than the "make my logo bigger" video -- that was a little much, I know. Please, feel free to leave your expressionless words of absolute amazement after watching this life changing movie. I understand.
 

Kittens Inspired by Kittens

This you tube video just brightens my day. It brings out the little kitten in all of us.