As Seen On TV

Have you ever heard the saying "don't reinvent the wheel?" I think it can be attributed to the guy that has the copyright laws to the wheel and is dreading someone making a better wheel. 

I accept the challenge. I am going to remake all reality TV shows. 

"The Amazing Pace" 

Senior citizen contestants must race down Main Street in a small town in this 10 day challenge. 

"Real Housewives of Provo" 

Who is the craftiest, biggest haired, designer dressed, caffeine obsessed, bloggingist mom?

"Project Runaway"  

Contest of runaway children to see who actually makes it to the circus. Winner gets to become emancipated minor.

 

"Deadliest Match" 

Young single adults steer through tumultuous waters of hormones and rejection to find their soul mate. *Intense show, not suitable for...well anyone really.  

"Extreme Makeover: Cubicle Edition" 

Three words -- "Move that chair!" 

"The Biggest Gainer"

What? Super skinny people don't deserve love and attention as well?

"What Not to Bare" 

Because modest is the hottest

"19 Land Before Times and Counting" 

I admit, that's a groaner.

"So You Think You Can Lance?" 

Unfortunately, if you loose, you die.

"Miami Sink" 

Life of a Miami plumber. No tattoos, but plenty of skin. 

"America's Next Top Toddler" 

The stars of Toddlers and Tiaras with Tyra. Say that 3 times fast.