10 Things I'm Hatin' On Right Now

1. Crane Flies. They are like Daddy Long Legs with wings that fly like they're drunk out of their tiny minds. I hate them.

2. The hype over this dumb wedding. 95% of people watching it are women trying to vicariously live out their fairy tale dream wedding/becoming a princess that they believed would happen when they were girls and now live a boring and un-fairy tale life. The other 5% are gay men to see which wedding dress designer Kate finally went with. I hate designer wedding dresses.

3. Allergies. Mother Nature, why you gotta hurt me? I hate coughing like a chain smoker.

4. Micheal Scott leaving The Office. Do you ever get so caught up with characters in books/movies/television shows that you accidentally start praying for them? I hate praying for fictional people.

5. Boring email/mail. It's cruel and unusual punishment to see you have messages in your inbox/mailbox, which gets your hopes up high that someone thought of you, only to find Kohl's bi-weekly ad is one of the most consistent things in your life right now. I hate being let down like a baby giraffe. 

6. Fruit that spoils before it turns ripe. How am I supposed to know that the very green cantaloupe is very rotten on the inside? I hate fruit that can't live up to it's potential.

7. Being woken up from a nap. I hate waking up more stupid then when I fell asleep (examples Here, here , here... you know what- I'm creating a new tab called "sleep stories" and I need to write about the time my sleep caused me to order lots of milk - more later).

8. Fat. The kind that's closer to you then your closest friend. I hate loving food that makes me fat.

9. One year out of college and still no steady income. I hate my dependency on dead presidents (namely Jackson, Grant, Washington, etc.).

10. People who whine on their blogs. I hate that crap.